Blog Wars part 3

Upcoming random thoughts, assorted ramblings, and irrelevant essays - soon to be featured at sloweff:

"Hey! What's the deal with food on airplanes?"

"Man, don't you just hate traffic?" (5 page special)

"I am having Dunkin' Donuts for lunch, their coffee is pretty good"

"Why is it that we only have 2 posts a day even though we list 6 authors?"

Additionally: sloweff readers can be assured that each post will feature an entire pithy line per page of useless crap, and an "eff" tossed in every other sentance.



Enjoy.

Slow Eff are unoriginal and probably homosexuals. There seems to be a tendency for plagiarism within the sloweff camp. It really isn't the plagiarism that bothers us its the fact that SlowEff loves to take our posts, poop on them, add 10 extra paragraphs of poop, and then poop the "article" out on their page. Words of wisdom, please think about waiting a few days before copying the same post from our site it makes it less obvious.

In an effort for you to see DChino's sarcasim this next paragraph will be in italics -
That being said- nice work on the article about Error Messages Your Computer Shoots at You. It was enlightening and witty. DChino is so glad that we took the 3 minutes out of our lives to read this enthralling piece. We always did wonder about this situation with our computers, and we are happy we are not the only ones who go through this as well. Also, thank you so much for stealing our ideas for songs of the day, links of the day, and especially thank you for taking Japanese Video of the Day.


Idiots.

"Fight club" bouts probed at home for the retarded

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (AP) - Seven employees at a state-run home for the mentally disabled have been suspended for allegedly staging a "fight club" among residents.

Corpus Christi Police Captain Tim Wilson says the fight clubs were uncovered when someone gave an off-duty police officer a cell phone containing videos of fights at the Corpus Christi State School.

Wilson says the videos show mentally disabled adult clients punching, shoving, and striking each other while the employees watch.

Wilson calls the abuse "appalling." He says police expect to file charges against several employees by the end of the week.

The school opened in 1970 and is home to about 360 people, according to the Web site of the state Department of Aging and Disability Services.

Darkon Bar Crawl in Laconia (Baltimore)

Darkons will be hitting the streets of Baltimore approximately 1 month before Darkon season commences. -

"I AM SNUGGLES THE WIZARD, AND I, SNUGGLES THE WIZARD, COMMAND YOU TO READ THE FOLLOWING:

This Saturday, the folks at Captain Larry's, (601 E. Fort Ave.) are organizing a Snuggies Pub Crawl, which runs from 2 p.m. to 10 p.m. and hits about a dozen South Baltimore bars." - Snuggles the Wizard

Beware of foam swords and dudes with goatees and bald heads.

Read more here

Idiot Standing Up Courtside

Who is that getting his face covered by the ESPN L'ville score tracker? COULD IT BE!?