Ovie Does Eastern Motors

A sports star in DC can sign a huge contract, win a championship, get all the fine ladies, but they haven't actually MADE it until they spot light themselves on an Eastern Motors Commerical! Congrats Alexander Ovechkin for joining an elite group of Washingtonian superstar athletes including; Sean Taylor, Lavar Arrington, Carlos Rodgers, John Witherspoon, etc.

A RED JESUS IMAX? MADELINE ALBRIGHT A RED ROCKER? A SILENT BUT DEADLY ELEVATOR RIDE W/ BIG TED?

Our boy Dan Steinberg describes how Ovie might be the star of an new IMAX film, how Madeline Albright is a Caps Fan, what the EFF Twitter is, and a silent but deadly elevator ride with Ted Leonsis.

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Could You Imagine The Children

Its like Milk and Cookies, Strawberry's and Chocolate, Harry and Lloyd- The best of both worlds

The Red Jesus Almost Dies

The Red Jesus almost decapitates himself along with the Rockstar as the barrel down the Verizon center underground area. One would never see Crosby try this dare devil move, and thats why Ovie is the undisputed #1.