Article from DChino reporter Dan Steinberg- It's been an exciting few days for Sarge Vinny Cerrato. He got Haynesworth, Hall and Dockery in a 24-hour coup. He said bye bye to Jason Taylor, a player he was 100 percent positive would play for more than one year. He had a blogger create a dang funny (and occasionally profane) fake Gmail inbox. He had his Free Agency Starts!!!! movements detailed by Peter King, who quoted Cerrato telling an agent "I need to get what you're thinking of numbers-wise so I can go in and talk to Dan," and the agent later saying "I needed the Redskins. They pay people, and they pay people quick."
But it all worked out, with a fan base that's once again excited about July. As the cover of Kindergarten Ninja says, this is the place "Where Discipline Becomes a Code of Honour."
Ah, whatever. Just watch this clip of Vinny's acting debut in the 80's dud. As Sarge says, "Put a little pressure on this guy, and he might make a mistake."
And thanks to V, an inside informant from Glover Park, DChino was able to hack into Vinny Cerrato's Gmail account, here's a screenshot and a larger version from this link-
Early this morning, Redskins owner Dan Snyder and vice-president of football operations Vinny Cerrato acted on a plan likely concocted while fellating one another on the racquetball courts in Ashburn, Virginia - signing DeAngello Hall and Albert Haynesworth to a grand total of $155 million. Hall, who played well for the Redskins in the second half of last season, signed a 6 year - $54 million contract ($22 million guaranteed) after being cut mid season by the Oakland Raiders and being previously cut by the Atlanta Falcons for attitude problems.
Haynesworth, was inked to a 7 year deal worth as much as $115 million ($41 million in guarantees). Haynesworth is "Famous at first for his juvenile on-field behavior, Haynesworth established himself as a force to be reckoned with last season with his best production yet. The downside to drafting him is the fact that he’s averaged just 12 games per season since his rookie year" (ESPN.com). Both players improve the overall talent of the defense, but 13 years and $115 million ($63 million in guaranteed money) for these two? Way to go idiots.
Some Darkon named Lance Zierlein who blogs for the Houston Chronicle thinks Albert Haynesworth is gonna be a Skin. Obviously, DChino's personal Potomac friend Dr Dan Snyder would make a play for Haynesworth. This would also give them the upgrade on the defensive linem they need to allow Chedder Dong Cerrato to draft a wide receiver in the first round.
Before you start getting all pissed off about the Skins handing out a $100 million contract, remember this: Haynesworth once stomped on the bare head of a Cowboy. Still, UGH!
DCHINO still knows the Skins are the bomb, but this same situation happens every offseason, next thing you know Albert Haynesworth is Albert Belle.
A new reigning leader of the Chedder Dong's is among us in the form of a male cheerleader. Georgetown Hoya's male cheerleader Eric Cusimano.
The vigor and emotion he brings day in and day out to Georgetown men's basketball games it unnecessary and boarderline Patrick Bateman. Game by game you can notice Cusimano rocking out to Katy Perry on his ipod in the pregame warm up, doing a prayer at midcourt at half time, or even leaping to touch lower foam of the backboard on his way to the Darkon student cheering section.
DChino was fortunate enough to have had courtside tickets to a recent G'town Men's basketball game where we were able to grab a shot of Cusimano in action. If you are ever subjected to his annoying and disturbing actions please just focus on Georgetown Men's Basketball's coaching staff memeber M. Bahar. His grace about the game will quickly sooth over any thoughts of suicide Cusimano brings to you. If you want to subject yourself to more pain, SI did an article about this C Dong.
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