Case Closed on the Search for the Potomac Penguin

As earlier reported on DChino.blogspot.com, a rabid Penguin had broken out of the Woodley Park Zoo and had been terrorizing young professionals on Wisconsin Ave between Calvert and K Street for approximately 3 years. The Penguin was apprehended in Potomac Maryland camped out in the basement of his parents home, where he had been for almost 4 months. The Penguin, at the time of his arrest, was eating cheese puffs and G-chatting online from the invisible mode.

The Penguin is facing 10 years in prison on 3 counts against him:
1) Lying about actually having a job
2) Racketeering- Had a fake website where politicians could poke each other
3) Loitering- Camping outside of many drinking establishments where he was suspected of praying on younger girls

Unfortunately DChino feels that this might not be the last we have heard of the penguin.