Roe vs. Wade

This documentary describes the way race, class, and gender is currently displayed in the United States. From the onset, the film delves into the great debate of Roe vs. Wade. Roe v. Wade held that a mother may abort her pregnancy for any reason, up until the "point at which the fetus becomes viable.’" The Court defined viable as being "potentially able to live outside the mother's womb, albeit with artificial aid. Viability is usually placed at about seven months (28 weeks) but may occur earlier, even at 24 weeks."[1] The Court also held that abortion after viability must be available when needed to protect a woman's health, which the Court defined broadly in the companion case of Doe v. Bolton. These rulings affected laws in 46 states.[3]

Enjoy-

Steroids In DC Sports

By SAMARA SODOS

LAKELAND - Deputies said they have plenty of evidence that Richard Thomas and his wife, Sandra, were big-time steroid dealers. At a Tuesday night news conference announcing their arrest, Polk County sheriff's officials were surrounded by thousands of doses of anabolic steroids.

What investigators aren't sure of is whether Richard Thomas, 35, is telling the truth when he said he is the biggest steroid provider in Central Florida and that he sold mostly to professional athletes, including those on the Washington Capitals hockey team and Washington Nationals baseball team.

The Thomases were arrested Tuesday after a tip from the Philadelphia office of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Sheriff Grady Judd said when the pair were arrested, detectives seized an estimated $200,000 in illegal steroids.

Richard and Sandra Thomas are each charged with 10 counts of possession of anabolic steroids with intention to sell and deliver; one count of possession of a firearm in commission of a felony; 10 counts of importation of anabolic steroids in Florida; and one count of maintaining a residence for selling drugs. Sheriff's officials said they lived at 1087 Stoney Creek Drive in Lakeland.


Authorities also confiscated a variety of weapons, which Richard Thomas told investigators were for his personal protection, Judd said. He said far from being uncooperative, Thomas openly bragged about selling steroids, though he wouldn't name names.

"I can tell you this, there will be a whole lot of people puckered up after the morning news,'' Judd said.

The sheriff said when Thomas was asked whether he had sold steroids to professional athletes, he replied, " "You name the sport, and I've sold steroids to athletes who play it."

Judd said the bust was the largest seizure of steroids in Polk County history and one of the largest in the region. He said Thomas told investigators he bought the steroids from around the world.

I know just what I like!

“This song is dedicated to my two favorite things: my boyfriend and my diabetes.”

Thank LATFH

Weezer Covering MGMT and Lady Gaga

Last night in L.A., at a T-Mobile sponsored event, Weezer covered MGMT's Kids and then transistioned into Lady Gaga's Pokerface...

DChino's Hipster of the Day

“Why yes, I do have ironic pubic hair.”

Pimpin IS easy

DChinos has never watched the show Cheaters, but after this video and the lesbian clown orgy clearly DChino's been missing out.

There are some women who probably just deserve to be turned out. DChino would say both of these women fall under that umbrella. When the other girl tries to leave around 3:00 and he comes over and in hushed tones says, “Shh, don’t go, I’m gon’ handle this,” that shouldn’t work. It’s like he’s working some Jedi mind tricks. He even gets the smug host to bend to his will. DChino's pretty sure that if any of us were in a room with this guy, he’d end up fucking our ears and garnishing our wages within minutes. That’s the power of words. And forcing a crack addiction on a woman so that she’s dependent on you. Both are equally effective on that front.

Mom's on the Net "FEEL THE POWER"!!!!!!!

Tap into the power of the NET! "Isn't that the place for techno geeks with spreadsheets?"

MEET JAPAN'S 73-YEAR OLD PORN SUPERSTAR

Our society still has this whole work thing backwards. Once a person graduates from college, they should be "retired" for the next 30 years and it should be funded by the government. Once we're 50, we join the workforce because we can't enjoy the fun aspects of life anymore because we're too old. The only way the current system still works is if we're all allowed to work in porn when we retire. It makes sense because when you're old, most of the people that would judge you for doing porn are already dead and it prevents you from having sex with old people which has to be horrifying even when you're old.

DChino's Japanese Video of the Day

JAPAN IS SO UNBORING
こんにちは、インターネットの世界で誰もが。それは、アメリカには美しい日です。DChino 今夜は、首都のペンギンホッケーに対する演奏されています。ハンバーガー好きDChino彼らは肉が好きですか？

DChino's Worst Nightmare with Iced Tea

DChino has never shit his pants at the sight of someone making iced tea before, so that’s an exciting, if not unwelcome, new development.

Steve Sutton, the guy in this film, originally found internet fame in 2006 when SomethingAwful chronicled his daily vlogs. You may think, “Hey, maybe this guy is playing a character for the Internet,” but you’d be wrong for that assumption, which so typical of you, Dissenting Voice in My Head. He’s legitimately a 44 year-old self-proclaimed asexual virgin who lives in a trailer with his mom who does these videos for fun. Which probably is a lot less glamorous than it sounds.

PenisTron Is Exactly What You Think It Is

Something tells DChino that this guy should be using his enormous brain to cure cancer or solve world hunger. Nah, he should totally be perfecting the fake vagina. What was I thinking?

Great Darkon? or the Greatest Darkon? You Decide

If this is legitimate, and for the love of all that is holy DChino hopes it is, this Darkon is undoubtedly the creepiest human being to ever exist on the Internet. Watch the whole thing to really appreciate it.



You know what’s a bad sign? When there are so many creepy things going on in a video that you can’t really single one out. This Darkon tackles “recycling his own semen” to preserve his sperm count, spanking himself, wearing adult diapers/crapping himself, and then, the capper, is his childlike room filled with toys and posters.

DChino would be honored to see you on the Burtonsville recreational park battle field the first saturday of every month, dark knight. We'll bring the apple juice and orange slices.

Blog of Hilarity

DChino Wants to Know: Who Are YOU Now?

If there's a better reason to dance than celebrating the embarrassment of untimely boners - DChino doesn't know it.

Everything is Terrible

Scatman John: Japanese Style

If you're anything like DChino, you often wonder how amazing a Japanese game show version of Scatman John's classic hit would sound like. Whelp readers, here's your answer.



Japan Probe

The Search for the Internet's Biggest Creep Continues...

It just seems like smoking in the shower would be counterproductive. How badly do you need nicotine anyways? Are these 20 minutes in the shower really going to break you? DChino needs to know more.

Blog of Hilarity

DChino APPROVES OF CLOWN MURDER

Couche-Tard is a Quebec-based convenience store that awesomely rhymes with “douchetard.” And their new ads for the “Sloche” — the French-Canadian version of the Slurpee — feature a clown being hacked to pieces and run through a wood chipper (see videos below). It’s vindicating to watch the clown die, but unsettling because he laughs the entire time.

Company spokeswoman Jacinthe Harnois said adults may finds the ads distasteful, but they are not the ones being targeted….

She adds some people may be shocked watching the videos but she jokes the clown is just happy doing his job. [Marketing Mag]

I read somewhere that it’s outdated and passe to be afraid of clowns, and it’s times like that that wish DChino could punch people through the Internet, because clowns are the only thing that are scarier than heights. They even weird me out more than midgets. Oh God, if DChino ever met a midget clown at the top of the Sears tower, I’d probably just crap my pants until I died.

Paula Abdul — pictured here with Orlando Magic center Shaquille O’Neal — opened up to Ladies Home Journal about her addiction to painkillers? Well, she was probably high on painkillers when she said that, because now she’s saying she didn’t say that. Follow?

Paula Abdul said on WKQI’s Mojo in the Morning radio show today that the quotes in the Ladies Home Journal article referenced below are fabricated…

“It was very stressful for me to hear that and to be quoted saying something I never said,” she explains. “I’ve never checked into a rehab clinic. I’ve never been addicted or abused drugs, and I’ve never been addicted or abused alcohol. I’ve never even been drunk in my life.”

Yup, that’s right. Ladies Home Journal interviewed Paula, but it wasn’t interesting enough, so they totally fabricated a painkiller addiction story about someone who’s obviously addicted to painkillers. Thank goodness that Paula Abdul — a woman known for her eloquence and clear minde — could right this journalistic wrong. Shame on you, Ladies Home Journal! That’ll teach you to print the things Paula Abdul told you in an interview!

Just Blade!

These sweet blade dudes and radical blade ladies are sent from the neonest decade of them all to show us that rollerblades are, after all, totally sweet.

Jews are the new Christians

CHAMBERSBURG DEATH WISH!

State troopers seized a computer from the home of a 17-year-old Central Pennsylvania boy who, they said, threatened to kill Washington Capitals star Alex Ovechkin in a post on a hockey Web site.


The Chambersburg teenager has been questioned but has not been charged in connection with the death threat, which read, "I'm killing Ovechkin. I'll go to jail. I don't care anymore," Pittsburgh Lt. Kevin Kraus said.

The Capitals notified Pittsburgh police about the threat Wednesday night after discovering it on a Penguins message board, he said. State police joined the investigation after the threat was traced to the boy's home in Chambersburg, about 160 miles east of the city.

Kraus would not disclose the boy's name because he is a juvenile.

"Based on the severity of the threat, we are taking it very seriously," Kraus said, adding that there was no indication that the teen came to Pittsburgh for Wednesday night's game nor that he will be in the city today for Game 4.

Police aren't sure why Ovechkin was targeted, but Kraus said he was the only player who received a threat.

"We became aware of an inappropriate comment on a message board and referred it to the appropriate authorities," said a statement the Capitals issued yesterday. "We appreciate their diligence and have every confidence in our club's safety."

It was unknown what, if any, additional security measures the Capitals will take, but Kraus said the team has not requested security from Pittsburgh police.

kittens inspired by kittens

DChino's little sister got ahold of a book about kittens and the rest is history-

5 year old white boy 5 year old black boy

Can you tell a difference in talent here? 

thanks chinaman

DCHINO's Ode to Swine Flu

Due to recent events due to the Swine Flu, DChino has to come up with its own theory on why SwineFlu came about. These following pictures should answer some questions (actually just DChino's favorite pig pictures combined into one post)-

Doggy Style

As Miss A has taught us, rape is never funny. UNLESSSSS it’s done by a dog on a grandma for 40 seconds while everyone in the family just stands there watching.



Fashion for Paws meets Rape - Mrs A's dream cause?

DChino thinks so.