MEET JAPAN'S 73-YEAR OLD PORN SUPERSTAR

Our society still has this whole work thing backwards. Once a person graduates from college, they should be "retired" for the next 30 years and it should be funded by the government. Once we're 50, we join the workforce because we can't enjoy the fun aspects of life anymore because we're too old. The only way the current system still works is if we're all allowed to work in porn when we retire. It makes sense because when you're old, most of the people that would judge you for doing porn are already dead and it prevents you from having sex with old people which has to be horrifying even when you're old.