Friday, February 27, 2009

CHEDDARATO AND DANNYBOY STRIKE AGAIN




Early this morning, Redskins owner Dan Snyder and vice-president of football operations Vinny Cerrato acted on a plan likely concocted while fellating one another on the racquetball courts in Ashburn, Virginia - signing DeAngello Hall and Albert Haynesworth to a grand total of $155 million. Hall, who played well for the Redskins in the second half of last season, signed a 6 year - $54 million contract ($22 million guaranteed) after being cut mid season by the Oakland Raiders and being previously cut by the Atlanta Falcons for attitude problems.

Haynesworth, was inked to a 7 year deal worth as much as $115 million ($41 million in guarantees). Haynesworth is "Famous at first for his juvenile on-field behavior, Haynesworth established himself as a force to be reckoned with last season with his best production yet. The downside to drafting him is the fact that he’s averaged just 12 games per season since his rookie year" (ESPN.com). Both players improve the overall talent of the defense, but 13 years and $115 million ($63 million in guaranteed money) for these two? Way to go idiots.

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