Vinny CheddarDong Cerrato

Article from DChino reporter Dan Steinberg- It's been an exciting few days for Sarge Vinny Cerrato. He got Haynesworth, Hall and Dockery in a 24-hour coup. He said bye bye to Jason Taylor, a player he was 100 percent positive would play for more than one year. He had a blogger create a dang funny (and occasionally profane) fake Gmail inbox. He had his Free Agency Starts!!!! movements detailed by Peter King, who quoted Cerrato telling an agent "I need to get what you're thinking of numbers-wise so I can go in and talk to Dan," and the agent later saying "I needed the Redskins. They pay people, and they pay people quick."

But it all worked out, with a fan base that's once again excited about July. As the cover of Kindergarten Ninja says, this is the place "Where Discipline Becomes a Code of Honour."

Ah, whatever. Just watch this clip of Vinny's acting debut in the 80's dud. As Sarge says, "Put a little pressure on this guy, and he might make a mistake."


Untitled from Dan Steinberg on Vimeo.

And thanks to V, an inside informant from Glover Park, DChino was able to hack into Vinny Cerrato's Gmail account, here's a screenshot and a larger version from this link-