Question of the Week

What's more embarassing, the fact that Mike Golic passed the conditioning test that Albert Haynesworth couldn't, or Merril Hoge's tie?

See the shenanigans: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPbU9S4Lvhs

The Penguin Attacks GUAM!

The Penguin ATTACKS GUAM!

Recently on a trip to Guam the Penguin found his way onto local news to discuss social media and his taste for sea dwelling species.

When the fine Guamian asked the Penguin a series of questions he could only respond in saying ENGAGE! Slow Eff commented on the interview by saying "top notch leg cross".



Watch the full interview here- GUAM ATTACK

SportsCenter's Scott VanPelt is PUNKED by a Howard Stern Fan/ Brian Westbrook!

This evening as DCHINO turned on SportsCenter after a long day at the office, he was shocked at how easily Scott VanPelt was dooped!

Some hilarious Howard Stern fan called into SportCenter pretending to be the recently let go Brian Westbrook from the Philadelphia Eagles. I mean Scott seriously... this guy sounds as white as George Washington.

Welcome Back World!!!

After 3 months of traveling Eastern and Central Europe in an amateur bocce league, 2 weeks living in Burma discussing cobra migration tactics, 1 month in Nepal acting as a sherpa for some of the wealthiest of London's stock traders, 7 1/4 weeks working as a police guard in St. Petersburg, and 3 days in Southern California working in a tanning salon DChino is back in DC with some crazy stories to tell.

As a homeless person in DC running for city council, DChino understands what it means to be one of the people. He has been there for your first love, your bar-mitzvah, your spelling bee championships, your grandmother being humped by your golden retriever, and for your bub bubs. So, now that DChino is back in DC he wants you to know he will NEVER leave you again.

God bless

DChino Interns

We're Not back... But this is too good to pass up!

DCSVOD!!!! DChino's Strangest Video of the Day-

No we arent back yet but man this is tooooo good to pass up!

DChino's Ode to 2 Girls 1 Cup

E=MC Vagina

Roe vs. Wade

This documentary describes the way race, class, and gender is currently displayed in the United States. From the onset, the film delves into the great debate of Roe vs. Wade. Roe v. Wade held that a mother may abort her pregnancy for any reason, up until the "point at which the fetus becomes viable.’" The Court defined viable as being "potentially able to live outside the mother's womb, albeit with artificial aid. Viability is usually placed at about seven months (28 weeks) but may occur earlier, even at 24 weeks."[1] The Court also held that abortion after viability must be available when needed to protect a woman's health, which the Court defined broadly in the companion case of Doe v. Bolton. These rulings affected laws in 46 states.[3]

Enjoy-

Steroids In DC Sports

By SAMARA SODOS

LAKELAND - Deputies said they have plenty of evidence that Richard Thomas and his wife, Sandra, were big-time steroid dealers. At a Tuesday night news conference announcing their arrest, Polk County sheriff's officials were surrounded by thousands of doses of anabolic steroids.

What investigators aren't sure of is whether Richard Thomas, 35, is telling the truth when he said he is the biggest steroid provider in Central Florida and that he sold mostly to professional athletes, including those on the Washington Capitals hockey team and Washington Nationals baseball team.

The Thomases were arrested Tuesday after a tip from the Philadelphia office of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Sheriff Grady Judd said when the pair were arrested, detectives seized an estimated $200,000 in illegal steroids.

Richard and Sandra Thomas are each charged with 10 counts of possession of anabolic steroids with intention to sell and deliver; one count of possession of a firearm in commission of a felony; 10 counts of importation of anabolic steroids in Florida; and one count of maintaining a residence for selling drugs. Sheriff's officials said they lived at 1087 Stoney Creek Drive in Lakeland.


Authorities also confiscated a variety of weapons, which Richard Thomas told investigators were for his personal protection, Judd said. He said far from being uncooperative, Thomas openly bragged about selling steroids, though he wouldn't name names.

"I can tell you this, there will be a whole lot of people puckered up after the morning news,'' Judd said.

The sheriff said when Thomas was asked whether he had sold steroids to professional athletes, he replied, " "You name the sport, and I've sold steroids to athletes who play it."

Judd said the bust was the largest seizure of steroids in Polk County history and one of the largest in the region. He said Thomas told investigators he bought the steroids from around the world.

I know just what I like!

“This song is dedicated to my two favorite things: my boyfriend and my diabetes.”

Thank LATFH

Weezer Covering MGMT and Lady Gaga

Last night in L.A., at a T-Mobile sponsored event, Weezer covered MGMT's Kids and then transistioned into Lady Gaga's Pokerface...

DChino's Hipster of the Day

“Why yes, I do have ironic pubic hair.”

Pimpin IS easy

DChinos has never watched the show Cheaters, but after this video and the lesbian clown orgy clearly DChino's been missing out.

There are some women who probably just deserve to be turned out. DChino would say both of these women fall under that umbrella. When the other girl tries to leave around 3:00 and he comes over and in hushed tones says, “Shh, don’t go, I’m gon’ handle this,” that shouldn’t work. It’s like he’s working some Jedi mind tricks. He even gets the smug host to bend to his will. DChino's pretty sure that if any of us were in a room with this guy, he’d end up fucking our ears and garnishing our wages within minutes. That’s the power of words. And forcing a crack addiction on a woman so that she’s dependent on you. Both are equally effective on that front.

Mom's on the Net "FEEL THE POWER"!!!!!!!

Tap into the power of the NET! "Isn't that the place for techno geeks with spreadsheets?"

MEET JAPAN'S 73-YEAR OLD PORN SUPERSTAR

Our society still has this whole work thing backwards. Once a person graduates from college, they should be "retired" for the next 30 years and it should be funded by the government. Once we're 50, we join the workforce because we can't enjoy the fun aspects of life anymore because we're too old. The only way the current system still works is if we're all allowed to work in porn when we retire. It makes sense because when you're old, most of the people that would judge you for doing porn are already dead and it prevents you from having sex with old people which has to be horrifying even when you're old.

DChino's Japanese Video of the Day

JAPAN IS SO UNBORING
こんにちは、インターネットの世界で誰もが。それは、アメリカには美しい日です。DChino 今夜は、首都のペンギンホッケーに対する演奏されています。ハンバーガー好きDChino彼らは肉が好きですか？

DChino's Worst Nightmare with Iced Tea

DChino has never shit his pants at the sight of someone making iced tea before, so that’s an exciting, if not unwelcome, new development.

Steve Sutton, the guy in this film, originally found internet fame in 2006 when SomethingAwful chronicled his daily vlogs. You may think, “Hey, maybe this guy is playing a character for the Internet,” but you’d be wrong for that assumption, which so typical of you, Dissenting Voice in My Head. He’s legitimately a 44 year-old self-proclaimed asexual virgin who lives in a trailer with his mom who does these videos for fun. Which probably is a lot less glamorous than it sounds.

PenisTron Is Exactly What You Think It Is

Something tells DChino that this guy should be using his enormous brain to cure cancer or solve world hunger. Nah, he should totally be perfecting the fake vagina. What was I thinking?

Great Darkon? or the Greatest Darkon? You Decide

If this is legitimate, and for the love of all that is holy DChino hopes it is, this Darkon is undoubtedly the creepiest human being to ever exist on the Internet. Watch the whole thing to really appreciate it.



You know what’s a bad sign? When there are so many creepy things going on in a video that you can’t really single one out. This Darkon tackles “recycling his own semen” to preserve his sperm count, spanking himself, wearing adult diapers/crapping himself, and then, the capper, is his childlike room filled with toys and posters.

DChino would be honored to see you on the Burtonsville recreational park battle field the first saturday of every month, dark knight. We'll bring the apple juice and orange slices.

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