Darkon Caps Fan Of the Day- EFF MY LIFE

DChino recently interviewed first year Washington Capitals season ticket holder Walt Hastings. Many of his closest friends know him as Sir Kurogaine, Knight Baronet of Mordom.


DChino decided to do an up close interview with Sir Kurogaine, this is what resulted;

DChino; Hey Walt hows it going?
Walt: Today, I had one of the worst panic attacks in years. I was worried nobody cared about me and that I had completely messed up my life. I was hyperventilating and crying hysterically. My mom walked by my room, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make those noises, at least shut the door."
DChino: Dont feel bad Walt, isn't it true you have a girlfriend?
Walt:Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard.
DChino At least you got to fool around with her
Walt: Today, I bit my girlfriends neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on her neck into my mouth.

This ended the conversation with Walt aka Sir Kurogaine, Knight Baronet of Mordom

Darkon Reveals the TRUTH about Homosexuality

DChino loves to say "THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER!" a lot. In all honesty, this may be the best video we have found... at least all week.

If you want solid advice from a moron please watch closely to this Darkon-
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Darkon Caps Fans of the Day-

Whether or not you believe that's "crying" or "whining" is likely tied to how you feel about Crosby. For Darkon Capitals fans, it became fuel for the comedic fire, as they came from Germantown, Falls Church, and Annandale, equipped to Sundays game with everything from pacifiers to jokes about Crosby's fighting technique that they held up against the glass.

Although DChino hates the Penguins, it really pisses Dchino off that the majority of Caps fans are blithering losers. Please notice Frederick Mustache on kid in right picture.



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Dchino's Girl Lindsay Czarniak Bashing Penguins- Later finds out she talked with a Darkon

At the Caps Penguins game this past weekend, DChino hot sportswoman reporter Lindsay Czarniak went into Laconia (Verizon Center) to see if anything new was going on towards bashing the Penguins.

Instantly we got a phone call from her screaming.

Lindsay (frantically): "DCHINO!!!"

Dchino: "Yes Lindsay, what is it now?"

Lindsay: "I went into Lachonia and found Darkon Caps fans passing out passafiers degrading Sydney Crosby!"

Dchino: "Thats great Lindsay, nice work. Were you able to get a few pictures."

Lindsay: "You dont understand! A Darkon TOUCHED ME!"

Dchino: "NOOOO!!!! first go take all of your clothes off and sensually wash yourself all over with lathery soap and make sure to get your entire body moist and clean. Then go get a picture of those darkons so we can put it up on the blog... NOW HURRY"

Lindsay: ".....Ok"

The picture Lindsay took was of these Darkon Caps fans (please look with your own risk!)

DCFOD + Eff My Life

Today DChino has incorporated their choice for Darkon Caps Fan of the Day and Eff My Life.

Pictured below is Lester Tomlin of Bel Air Maryland, he has been a Caps season ticket holder for 1 1/2 seasons and quotes his favorite Capitals as Mike Green, Brent Johnson, and Boyd Gordon. Attached is another picture of Lester (far right) as he prepares for battle as Baron Vladimir the Black, Knight Baronet (his Darkon name).




He enjoys Darkon for the friendships and his ability to exhaust the anger he builds up on a daily basis at his job at the Einstein Bagels shop in Timonium Maryland. Dchino has asked Lester for some quotes which can be seen here -

"Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com."

"Today, after working at Einsteins Bagels for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Lester.

"Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag."

DCFOD

DChino's field reporters were on the scene at last nights Washington Capitals game. They went into the trenches of Laconia (verizon center) to bring back this Darkon Caps Fan of the Day picture. God have mercy on his soul, he was actually devoured by a dragon two minutes after the shot.

DCFOD

DChino's Darkon Caps Fan of the Day -

DChino has decided to expose its loyal readers to the idiots who frequent the Capitals games. DChino's mission here is to have its loyal readers take over the Capitals games forcing the current Chedder Dongs to go back to what they do best WarCraft and Darkon.

- Here we have Archduke Tarim Rex, Knight Baronet (on right of screen, guy on left is a simple surf of Laconia)