SUNDEEEEE

“I’M WITH YA, MAJ! BOOK THE PLANE TICKETS, MA, WE’RE PLAYIN’ ON SUPER SUNDEEEEEEE!”

Haynesworth Banter

pretty good quote from profootballtalk.com

"And maybe he won’t lose his cool and step on a guy’s unhelmeted head.

And maybe he won’t leave practice and come back with a pipe. (Not a pipe for smoking crack, but a pipe for cracking skulls.)

And maybe he’ll learn how to obey all posted speed limits and not cause accidents that require 25-year-old kids to get hip replacements.

And maybe he’ll learn how to fly, without a plane.

And maybe the Redskins finally will learn that this isn’t the way to build a championship football team."

Haynesworth's getting paid!

CHEDDARATO AND DANNYBOY STRIKE AGAIN

Early this morning, Redskins owner Dan Snyder and vice-president of football operations Vinny Cerrato acted on a plan likely concocted while fellating one another on the racquetball courts in Ashburn, Virginia - signing DeAngello Hall and Albert Haynesworth to a grand total of $155 million. Hall, who played well for the Redskins in the second half of last season, signed a 6 year - $54 million contract ($22 million guaranteed) after being cut mid season by the Oakland Raiders and being previously cut by the Atlanta Falcons for attitude problems.

Haynesworth, was inked to a 7 year deal worth as much as $115 million ($41 million in guarantees). Haynesworth is "Famous at first for his juvenile on-field behavior, Haynesworth established himself as a force to be reckoned with last season with his best production yet. The downside to drafting him is the fact that he’s averaged just 12 games per season since his rookie year" (ESPN.com). Both players improve the overall talent of the defense, but 13 years and $115 million ($63 million in guaranteed money) for these two? Way to go idiots.

THE NEXT OVERPAID IDIOT REDSKIN

Some Darkon named Lance Zierlein who blogs for the Houston Chronicle thinks Albert Haynesworth is gonna be a Skin. Obviously, DChino's personal Potomac friend Dr Dan Snyder would make a play for Haynesworth. This would also give them the upgrade on the defensive linem they need to allow Chedder Dong Cerrato to draft a wide receiver in the first round.

Before you start getting all pissed off about the Skins handing out a $100 million contract, remember this: Haynesworth once stomped on the bare head of a Cowboy. Still, UGH!

DCHINO still knows the Skins are the bomb, but this same situation happens every offseason, next thing you know Albert Haynesworth is Albert Belle.