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Kid from Long Island makes DChino Want to Kill Himself

SlowEff was nice enough to send this video of their main writer. Thanks guys and please make sure to say hello to your mother for us alright? .... NY sucks

Blog Wars part 3

Upcoming random thoughts, assorted ramblings, and irrelevant essays - soon to be featured at sloweff:

"Hey! What's the deal with food on airplanes?"

"Man, don't you just hate traffic?" (5 page special)

"I am having Dunkin' Donuts for lunch, their coffee is pretty good"

"Why is it that we only have 2 posts a day even though we list 6 authors?"

Additionally: sloweff readers can be assured that each post will feature an entire pithy line per page of useless crap, and an "eff" tossed in every other sentance.



Enjoy.

Slow Eff are unoriginal and probably homosexuals. There seems to be a tendency for plagiarism within the sloweff camp. It really isn't the plagiarism that bothers us its the fact that SlowEff loves to take our posts, poop on them, add 10 extra paragraphs of poop, and then poop the "article" out on their page. Words of wisdom, please think about waiting a few days before copying the same post from our site it makes it less obvious.

In an effort for you to see DChino's sarcasim this next paragraph will be in italics -
That being said- nice work on the article about Error Messages Your Computer Shoots at You. It was enlightening and witty. DChino is so glad that we took the 3 minutes out of our lives to read this enthralling piece. We always did wonder about this situation with our computers, and we are happy we are not the only ones who go through this as well. Also, thank you so much for stealing our ideas for songs of the day, links of the day, and especially thank you for taking Japanese Video of the Day.


Idiots.

Central PA - Drunk Naked Guy Challenges Neighbor To Karate Fight

It’s a beautiful summer day, and you’re out in the yard with your kids and a couple of friends, just enjoying a nice, relaxing day in the depths of Central Pennsylvania near Carlisle. Then, suddenly, a man appears with a challenge. Although, this is not just any man, and not just any challenge.

It’s your drunk neighbor, he’s naked, and he wants to fight you, karate-style. If you were unlucky enough to be in the Carlisle Pennsylvania area last August, you might have seen this glorious display for yourself. Unsurprisingly, the man’s offer to exchange floppy roundhouse kicks went unfulfilled, and naked karate will be the least of his worries for the next month.

47-year-old Gary Jones is going to be spending a month in prison, two months on house arrest, and then 21 more months on probation as part of a plea agreement on charges stemming from the incident, which became more serious because he was letting it all hang out in front of children.

According to UPI.com this is how it all went down-

He is accused of walking out of his home, completely naked. He walked up to Dennis Hucks, Gary Kerns and Andrea Orndorff, according to state police. He told the men he knew karate, and asked if they wanted to fight.

Huck’s three children were playing in the yard at the time, according to court documents. And while you might think this was all fun and games for Jones, think again: According to police, Jones said he knew leaving the house naked was illegal, but he was a “serious martial artist.”

A seriously wasted martial artist, according to court documents. Finally, here is a quote from the local DA's office:

"it has yet to be confirmed, but given the location and nature of the incident, it is very possible that the alleged attacker was noneother than a certain sloweff author"

-Dchino thanks Sports by Brooks for the article.

DChino's Top 5 Reason's to Hate NYC

DChino has created a top 5 reasons to hate NYC-

5- Dirty- There is shit everywhere! DChino blames this on the idiots that live in this city, why can't people just clean up after themselves. The city is like a baby who crapped their bed and is waiting for mommy to come clean it up.

4- Too many people- There is no personal space. Why in the world would anyone want to move on to a tiny ass island where there is no escaping the idiots that inhabit it - not to mention, paying a rediculous amount of money to do so.

3- Hipsters- Everyone in NY is trying to rebel from the "norm," but, all these rediculous cheddar dongs end up wearing the exact same black affliction t-shirts tight colored jeans while sporting clear glasses too big for their faces.

2- Michael Strahan's teeth-what a babbling Moron

1- These idiots=

These moron idiots not only have stolen many of our ideas for thier own NY style blog (sloweff.blogspot.com), but they also post long, rambling thoughts about shit no one cares about - including, but not limited to, waffle sandwiches and fox television.
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