RECYCLE BITCH!

Green Team

Green Team from Will Ferrell

Your Frat Was Not This Creative!

DCHINO's Frat was most definitely not this creative-



Efter så mange øl er man bare nødt til at ligge ned BITCH!

Fat Ass Woman Pins Suspect

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Really our only question is WHAT THE HELL IS SHE WEARING!

Wasted Grocery Shopping

"While this instructional video for when cashiers should or should not sell booze to drunken customers is awesome, I was hoping the wife would show up and say, "He has CEREBRAL PAULSY! You people are evil!"

But instead, she apologized and went outside to get drunkenly beaten by her husband (or so we all assume." - (holytaco)


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Cubicle Prank - Genius

"I’m sure some of you saw this a few weeks ago, but in case you haven’t I have to admit this thing is way way up there as far as cubicle pranks go.
What amazes me more is the skill that went into this. But it’s not just the skill, it’s the fact that his friends really need to be in a different business.
And what the hell did their boss say about all of this? That might be the best working environment office in history. Too many questions and too few answers here."- Uncoached

Prom Pictures Remind Us How Sad Americans Can Be

Remember when senior portrait's were filled with laser beams, maybe a school in the background, usually just a simple blue or black canvas. Either way no one looks back fondly on their senior pictures, but these people take the cake, how could they think these were a good idea…

Chino's DAILY DUMP in DC

- Dude buys girl scout cookies with counterfit $20s
- Mormons want to have sex with you
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Paul Harris Give Announcers Broners

DChino feels bad for the ESPN intern who had to clean up the mess these guys left all over their desks.

(Via With Leather)

Case Closed on the Search for the Potomac Penguin

As earlier reported on DChino.blogspot.com, a rabid Penguin had broken out of the Woodley Park Zoo and had been terrorizing young professionals on Wisconsin Ave between Calvert and K Street for approximately 3 years. The Penguin was apprehended in Potomac Maryland camped out in the basement of his parents home, where he had been for almost 4 months. The Penguin, at the time of his arrest, was eating cheese puffs and G-chatting online from the invisible mode.

The Penguin is facing 10 years in prison on 3 counts against him:
1) Lying about actually having a job
2) Racketeering- Had a fake website where politicians could poke each other
3) Loitering- Camping outside of many drinking establishments where he was suspected of praying on younger girls

Unfortunately DChino feels that this might not be the last we have heard of the penguin.

No! T.O. not in DC!!

When Terrell Owens was first cut from the FuckBoys, the first thought on all NFL fan's minds was "he will probably end up a Redskin, maybe the Giants, but probably the Giants."

Well thankfully, Chris Mortensen of ESPN reports that the Redskins have issued an adamant “no thanks” regarding idea of signing Owens. They weren’t interested three years ago, when Owens was three years younger.
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