DChino recently interviewed first year Washington Capitals season ticket holder Walt Hastings. Many of his closest friends know him as Sir Kurogaine, Knight Baronet of Mordom.
DChino decided to do an up close interview with Sir Kurogaine, this is what resulted;
DChino; Hey Walt hows it going?
Walt: Today, I had one of the worst panic attacks in years. I was worried nobody cared about me and that I had completely messed up my life. I was hyperventilating and crying hysterically. My mom walked by my room, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make those noises, at least shut the door."
DChino: Dont feel bad Walt, isn't it true you have a girlfriend?
Walt:Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard.
DChino At least you got to fool around with her
Walt: Today, I bit my girlfriends neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on her neck into my mouth.
This ended the conversation with Walt aka Sir Kurogaine, Knight Baronet of Mordom
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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