

DChino decided to do an up close interview with Sir Kurogaine, this is what resulted;
DChino; Hey Walt hows it going?
Walt: Today, I had one of the worst panic attacks in years. I was worried nobody cared about me and that I had completely messed up my life. I was hyperventilating and crying hysterically. My mom walked by my room, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make those noises, at least shut the door."
DChino: Dont feel bad Walt, isn't it true you have a girlfriend?
Walt:Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard.
DChino At least you got to fool around with her
Walt: Today, I bit my girlfriends neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on her neck into my mouth.
This ended the conversation with Walt aka Sir Kurogaine, Knight Baronet of Mordom
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