Monday, March 2, 2009
Don Cherry the Douche Hipocrite
In this video from totalprosports Don Cherry, a flamboyant in the closet hockey analyst in Canada, describes his distain for Alex Ovechkin.
Don Cherry, who is most noted for wearing stupid ass over the top outfits usually with a prom corsage attached to his retro 70's paisely suit, called out Alex Ovechkin for being too "over the top". He thinks that his celebrations are to showoffy and he will one day get clobbered for his actions. He believes that people should stop watching Ovechkin and start watching people like Joe Thornton or maybe Jay Bowmeester.
Please compare interviews of both Bowmeester and Ovechkin and you will soon realize what the NHL would look like if audiences were to listen to the advice of Don Cherry.
YINZER KICKER IS AN IDIOT
Although you may think this is the guy from the 90's - over the hill - pop rock band Everclear. In fact, it is Pittsburgh Steelers Kicker Jeff Reed.
According to bustedcoverage Mr. Reed was signing women's crotches and puking in this lowly Pittsburgh area bar. He also demolished a paper towel dispenser (allegedly). Please notice the darkons he was hanging with that night.
41 woman Tears Jejunum at Patriot's Cheerleader Tryouts
According to Deadspin.com
The New England Patriots held open cheerleader tryouts today and it appears one woman, 41-years-spry-and-sassy, Shelly Lawlor, feels she's up to the challenge. Good for her?
Lawlor was on one of 300 women to show up at Dana Farber Fieldhouse this morning for a chance to strap on the red and blue hot pants for the 2009 season.
One thing's for certain, the delightful Miss Lawlor probably won't be found wielding a magic marker over a passed out individual in a dorm room. So she's got that going for her.
Patriots Cheerleader Tryouts
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