“Justin Nickels has 'ambition and guts and passion' and 'an unrivaled commitment to serve the public,' supporters are saying today — less than 24 hours after the 22-year-old was elected mayor of Manitowoc, Wisconsin by a 15-vote margin. Nickels, a grocery store cashier and college student, beat fellow Alderman Dave Soeldner, a 39-year-old civil engineer who holds a master’s degree from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, to be the city’s 27th mayor.”
While this may sound like a cool idea, let’s be honest, nothing good can come of this.
1) Former job at a grocery store cashier likely not awesome training
2) The kid is probably a virgin and is going to spend 70% of his days chasing ladies / looking for a Lewinsky
3) Hard to stumble back home to the mansion and past security from the bars at 3am
4) Tough to decide what’s more important, sorority formal or reforming the public health system
Although he looks like he’s wearing his older brothers car salesman suit, fortunately for Manitowoc residents, I am guessing not much actually happens in the middle of nowhere Wisconsin. DChino can't wait for Stephen Colbert to interview this kid.
thanks tastybooze
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