I AM STRAIGHT!

DChino has been struggling all day with whether or not to post this video of a blogger insisting on his heterosexuality, because the truth is DChino has RULES here about who we make fun of, and DChino still doesn't trust you monsters to iBite your e-Tongues when it comes to commenting obvious mean jokes you should know better than to make about terribly sad people on YouTube who don't need your hackneyed hate. This is not that type of website. But after watching this (nine minute) video twice, in its entirety, DChino came to the realization that DChino's not even sure this guy needs to be made fun of! Either way, it's amazing. And hilarious. And DChino shouldn't have to suffer/enjoy this alone, so let's just share this mesmerizing, incredible video together. Like a FAMILY.

Seriously, this guy is like a mind-blowing logic factory, churning out a blown mind with every pull of the logic lever.


It's a nice companion piece to his previous video in which he claims an episode of Family Guy (naturally) is further evidence of the FACT that "homosexual and gayness" is "detestable" and "just plain wrong." Perfect. This guy has it all figured out.