THE KENNY POWERS AUDIO BOOK

After countless hours of searching, DChino researchers have located the complete Kenny Powers audio book from this past season of Eastbound & Down. Enjoy.



Here are DChino's favorites:

“Just ask my second wife Tina. Yeah, she was a stripper.”

“I love women, every f-ckin’ one of ‘em. Even the ugly as sh-t ones. But don’t ask me to trust ‘em. Not even nuns. Because every pair of tits comes with a gapin’ hole of need.”

“I’ve been blessed with many things in this life. An arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python, and the mind of a f-ckin’ scientist.”

“Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I’m not. I just feel that America’s the best country and all the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called patriotism.”