Darkon of the Day

Readers of DChino,

Today's darkon of the day hails from Germantown, Maryland - his name is Andy Combs, AKA Sir Xoticus of the Nation of Nurgle (seen above on far right in his onyx wizard cloak). Unfortunately, his former love interest, Princess Diloria, was killed in action this past weekend at the "Bloody Axe campout" on the grand baseball fields of Burtonsville Public Parks & Recreation. As a result, he is back on the market for a new wench. We have already enlisted the great Ryan Clausen to help out the brave Sir Xoticus; however, if any of our female readers our interested - please contact us immediately and we will set that shit up.