The "Your Business Card Is Crap" Guy Teaches Us How To Pack

DChino's audience was so intrigued by last weeks post "Your Business Card Is Crap" that DChino decided to do a little research. What DChino found was an astounding video by the same guy. It turns out his name is Joel Bauer, and he's one of those famous-in-a-very-small-world "Passion And Profit" motivational speakers (and is also called an "infotainer" and and "weath mentor.") Turns out, Joel has put his own videos up on Google Video, like this one, where he indulges his fans by showing them, in detail so reminiscent of a less dapper Patrick Bateman that it'll blow your mind, how he packs his luggage before a speaking engagement. DChino hasn't ever posted something this long, but luckily, the craziness starts at :01 and doesn't let up until 20:54, so you can enjoy it for as long as you want, but if you're like me, you won't be able to look away.

This suitcase is "airtight like a frog's butt"