KING BONER!

Last night at the Verizon Center Lebron James was walking down the hall after his horrible loss to the worst team in the NBA. Mr. James before leaving the phone booth ran into two of the greatest athletes of all time. He did not know what to do when he saw his two favorite hockey players, Alex Ovechkin and Nick Backstrom

DChino was able to ask Lebron a few questions about his meeting.

DChino: How's it going Lebron
Lebron: I really dont have time to talk right now, I'm uhhh really busy (crossing his hands in front of him)
DChino: We understand, our readers really just want know how it felt to meet Ovie and Nick
Lebron: It was a dream come true, I'm so happy and fortunate that they took time out of their day to talk with me (talking awkwardly as if he was hiding something)
DChino: So you are a big fan we take it
Lebron: Huge, but I have to go (still acting awkward)
DChino: HOLY SHIT DO YOU HAVE AN ERECTION?
Lebron: This interview is over