Thursday, April 9, 2009

Unattractive Awkward White Chicks, Film Music Video in Private Gated Community.


Rye, NY-
It has come to DChino's attention that four college drop outs from various private elitist liberal arts schools have just filmed a remake video of Britney Spears. The girls decked out in their Lilly Pulitzer outfits roamed the streets of their gated community to film "You Want a Piece of Me". DChino has come to the conclusion that women who wear Lilly Pulitzer usually have the figure of a 14 year old boy.   Lilly Pulitzer provides comfort and sanctity for women with a lack of chest and backside with the ability to wrap a pastel sweater across the area of lacking bust. 

While ghost riding one of their nanny's Honda accord one of the girls lost her cool at the camera man (girl in Middlebury Sweatshirt's father) and decided to bash the Honda's passenger side door into a tree. When asked about the incident the girl responded "I really don't care, that guy is always in my business and he was out of line.  Who do I need to Fuck around here to get a decent music video done." DChino then vomited. 
The band, known to the youtube world as The Unattractive Awkward White Chicks or UAWC, had a sleepover later that night where they practiced bulimia tricks on each other until they fell fast asleep.  The next morning the girls were each 2 lbs lighter, yet still ugly.

In 85 years of blogging DChino has fought hard against video's/people like this, please join us in bashing them in the review portion of the youtube video.

Thanks,

DChino

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