THE 10 MOST EMBARRASSING "BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS" CELEBRITY COMMERCIALS

#10 Lindsay Lohan (Jello) - This is a lesson for all of you ladies out there. If you eat Jello and befriend Bill Cosby at a very young age, you too can grow up to be super hot with large breasts and have a severe drinking problem.

#9 Evangeline Lilly (Live Links) - I'd like to think that Evangeline charged Dominic Monaghan $0.99 a minute to hang out with her while they dated. I that was true, the world would make so much more sense.

#8 Leonardo DiCaprio (Bubble Yum) - It's easy to look cool while chewing gum when you're thinking about all of the hot supermodels you're going to have sex with when you get older.

#7 Sarah Michelle Gellar (Burger King) - Wait a second, so this means that Sarah Michelle Gellar isn't a natural blonde? She lied to us!

#6 Seth Green (Nerf Slingshot) - Seth really does give hope to all of the ugly Ginger kids out there who think their lives have no meaning. It's false hope, but it's hope nonetheless.

#5 Jack Black (Pitfall) - See kids, fat and stupid is a way to go through life.

#4 Keanu Reeves (Corn Flakes) - This is the part where I'm supposed to write funny commentary about how bad of an actor Keanu Reeves is and how bad his acting is in this commercial. I'd rather talk about my favorite type of boobs. My favorite boobs are the one's that look like two Italian submarine sandwiches when you push them together.

#3 Ben Affleck (Burger King) - You have to give Ben Affleck credit, he really did master the art of the douche at a very young age. Don't worry, he's still going to burn in hell when it's all said and done.

#2 Jason Alexander (McDonald's) - This is definitely the one time in George Constanza's career that he should've done the complete opposite.

#1 John Travolta (Safeguard Bath Soap) - Apparently John Travolta's rumored path towards homosexuality started with him getting paid to shower with men back in the 70's.


Thanks to manofest!