Dear Miss A, No one gives an EFF

Dear Miss A Blog,

Everyday DChino signs on to Facebook and immediatly DChino sees some worthelss event you are promoting. DChino usually just scrolls down the page and says, "wow you really suck" - Today was one of those days - but, unfortunatly, your Pink Slip Party turned out to be the straw that broke the camal's back. No one cares that you got a call from a Dutch journalist or that your family in Holland is "tickled pink" by your Pink Slip Party. Since DChino knows that no one cares, the question is WHY? Why are people inundated with your silly causes (Polo for Inner City Kids), and the answer is simple; shamless self promotion syndrome. Shameless Self Promotion Syndrome has evolved from the forums of LateNightShots, where your stupid comments about girls weight and marriage advice (wait are you married, NO) went un-checked into a full-fledged blog of uselessness. It is this uselessness that DChino must point out and stop.

When you stop DChino will stop...