The Penguin Escaped

DChino readers,

We regret to inform you, but the infamous Potomac Penguin has escaped from house arrest from the confines of his parents basement bedroom.

Early Friday morning at approximately 12:30 A.M. the Penguins family noticed that there was loud noises coming from the basement. They assumed it was the Penguin exploring his body the way he does ever so often since his arrest. Moments later they saw an Antarctica White Land Rover burning rubber out of the drive way. The Penguin was last spotted listening to cliche Talking Heads songs while scarfing down tropical flavored skittles and washing it down with a bottle of Yoohoo.

If anyone knows anything in regards to the Penguin's location, please do not hesitate in calling the police. DChino has already set up undercover surveillance teams in Greek Basketball Gyms, Steak and Egg on Wisconsin, Good Guys, Breadsoda, and Royal Palace.

Please don't be a hero, call the police if you see this horrible creature.