Thursday, March 19, 2009

CRAZY BRUCE'S LIQUORS

I think it might be time to create an online dating service for power drinkers. A place where men and women with severe drinking problems can finally fall in love and enjoy being constantly hungover together. I think the first two profile questions should probably be "how many times a month do you piss your bed" and "do you know how to order pizza online?"

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