Darkon of the Day- DCsleez

Late last night, DChino was given word that a site we had never heard of before was writing some pretty negative things about us and Slow Eff, our friendly rivals from NYC (who have their own retort). We did a little research and found a little information about this ill willed blogger. DCsleez, other wise know as Mitch Prager, is a 38 year old bachelor living in the Green Acres apartment complex in Rockville Maryland. The Gaithersburg High (second from right prom picture '88) and Scranton University grad lives with his two cats and loves to come down to DC on weekends to spy on the girls at Town Hall. Yesterday, Prager had absolutely nothing to write about for 12 hours or so - other than the Easter Egg Roll and us. Kinda funny, because DCSleez (i.e ."Mitch") claims to be "Cooler and Meaner" than any one, while "Partying Harder" simultaneously. Well have fun partying hard at the Easter Egg Roll Mitch. DCsleez, who lives only a few short miles away from the Shady Grove metro stop on the Red Line, usually has to be on the train before 12 on week days. Unlucky for him, he works weekends at the local Honey Baked Hams store in Rockville, so he rarely gets the opportunity to make it down to the District on Saturday nights.

Listen DCsleez, leave the humor to us. Clearly you take a lot of pride in your work and you must have a good amount of traffic because you gave us 12 whole visitors by linking us to your site - awesome. Maybe find a new hobby? If we decide to come up to Dave and Busters in Whiteflint than you can start the bashing, until then please don't waste our time.

Here is Mitch hanging out with his friends at the last Darkon event -