BEING UNFRESH IS FRESH

So here's the deal, if you're at the bar and you meet a girl who's relatively hot and a fake blonde, you're on the right track. Now lets say you convince her to come back to your place. When she agrees to do this, make sure a midget follows you back to your place and he convinces her to show her boobies for some free cheese ravioli. At that point you will observe that her boobies are rather unattractive and not worth fighting for. This is why we need midgets around us at all times because hot girls will always do whatever a midget says.

Thanks to Manofest for this one!